Monday, October 19, 2009

tahukah anda : teka speed dan menang

My speedometer has gone awry.
Has been for the past year or so.
It simply wont budge from 0, even when im already using the 5th gear. tsk.

I went back to KL and my dad kicked up a fuss about me getting a summon because i was going 114 at a 90km/h road.

Dad : Ni macam mana blh kena saman ni?
Me : Mana tasha nak tau! Speedometer rosak kot. Tasha agak agak je la. 90 denan 114 takde la different sangatt.
Dad : An experienced driver should know how to estimate the speed. Awak dah berapa lama drive, tak kan tak blh agak lagi kot?
Me : Macam mana tasha nak agak? Sama jeeee. Kereta depan laju, tasha laju la. Dia slow, tasha slow la.
Dad : Boleh estimate la. Pakai angin pun orang blh estimate.

APAKAH??

Later on that day, in the car,

Me : *with one hand out the window* hmmmmm, i rasa speed kita sekarang 80.
Ami : oh tak tak. sensor u salah. sekarang 75.
Me : ehh you salah laaa. i baru pergi service sensor tadi. sekarang 80. *speeds a little* ok, sekarang 82.

Pfft. Yes Papa, you're right, i can totally estimate the speed just by giving the wind a lil hand job feel. I know you're pissed because i was caught by the bleepin speed trap and was just trying to come up with ways to scold me. Harap maaf tapi bukan saya yang rosakkan speedometer, dia rosak sendiri.

hint : please repair kan speedometer blh tak Papa? thank you. :)

8 comments:

cHeRyNa PiReS said...

alalala...the last statement was so cute! kesiannye...

* thanks for dropping by...

s h a g o o said...

ye saya tahu!

tapi saya x tahu cerek besi selamat digunakan di dalam microwave =)

doink!

Fatul Akrul Ramli said...

a lil hand job feel hah? haha.. funny lah u... ey, berapa ringgit kena saman?

Merissa K. said...

Kak Sha :
dont mention it. the midnight laughs were worth it. :) (btw, saya mmg comel. LOL)

Shagoo:
serious awak dah tau? hahaha. apa lagi, kasi cabut la speedometer City. hahaha. marah Encik Shaarin nanti. :P
ohh cerek besi satu lagi tak blh blah. tapi cerita kat sini nanti, malu pulak bapa saya. hahah. next post la, next post.

Fatul:
heheh. *winks* kena saman? beberapa ringgit jugak laa. ahahaha. ada la dalam 1200 mcm tu. *cringe* (i think we have now solved the case to why my old man mengamuk!)

Merissa K. said...

Kak Sha :
dont mention it. the midnight laughs were worth it. :) (btw, saya mmg comel. LOL)

Shagoo:
serious awak dah tau? hahaha. apa lagi, kasi cabut la speedometer City. hahaha. marah Encik Shaarin nanti. :P
ohh cerek besi satu lagi tak blh blah. tapi cerita kat sini nanti, malu pulak bapa saya. hahah. next post la, next post.

Fatul:
heheh. *winks* kena saman? beberapa ringgit jugak laa. ahahaha. ada la dalam 1200 mcm tu. *cringe* (i think we have now solved the case to why my old man mengamuk!)

Penance said...

oh wow. ur dad is a genius. I have no idea u can judge the speed dengan tangan. maybe it's by how many degrees the hair on ur hand tilts bila kena angin?

Merissa K. said...

kan kan kan? pandai kan?
pfft. the things he comes up with just to prove me that im wrong. *geleng kepala*

maybe ur right la kepen. i tak cover lagi the whole theoretical part. maybe jugak, its by the estimation of friction and drag force.

hmmm. jom buat experiment! hahah

hamlet said...

wakakaka, yang ni klaka syal...

way to go tasha!