Friday, May 29, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
i can run after you.
i can forget all about my ego.
i can make the first move.
yes yes i can do all that.
dont jual mahal until im too tired to run.
dont leave it until i dont see the point anymore.
dont play games with me.
because i might not be in the mood.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
- It is always always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting
- A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
- If you start dancing in the middle of the street, everyone you bump into will automatically know all the steps.
- Most laptops are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
- It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight, your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
- No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption, murder scene will ever go into shock.
extracted from Joke.com
Monday, May 25, 2009
Since they will be in there for a long time, each men were given one wish to ask for something that they want to keep them entertained in the duration of 100 years.
The first man is a womanizer. Thus, he asked for Playgirl-like women to keep him company in the cave.
The second man is a bookworm. Thus, he asked for enough books to last him for a century.
The third man is a heavy smoker. Thus, he asked for enough cigarettes to last him for 100 years.
Guess what happens to them after they were released 100 years later?
(assuming that men can live that long)
The first man was released and you can see that his cave was infested by children of all ages. They literally crawled all over the cave.
The second man came out fully educated and intelligent and could answer all of the questions posed on him.
The third man came out, looking all stressed out, and rushed to the first person he saw and asked:
"Bang, ada lighter tak?"
YOU are the epitome of a saviour.
Because there are people like you,
people like me are still standing strong.
You keep us grounded.
You are the glue that holds people together.
You make us calm during points of total chaos.
You give people something to look up to, something to be hopeful about.
You genuinely care, and it is so genuine, that others feel it.
Most of all, you rightfully earned the respect that you've gotten.
You may not know this.
But having you around makes me that much saner.
You are one of those friends that anyone would kill to have.
I guess you will never know that you mean the world to someone else.
Well, now you know.
Friday, May 22, 2009
because it was as if you knew i was gonna be at the studio,
out of cigarettes.
it was as if you knew i was gonna be stuck there,
with a bunch of non smokers.
it was as if you knew 7-Eleven was faaar away.
im looking forward to let you electrify me.
bring on Mirando, Shempi and Lex!
Oh,and obviously, Seventeen Years!
Thursday, May 21, 2009
be grateful for whatever you are equipped with.
because at any point of life, it can be taken away.
and the things that you use to cherish might just POOF! go away.
some shit happened at work.
i dont wanna delve into it.
but today, ive began to appreciate what ive had all this while.
sorry gila mellow, but i dont feel the least bit upbeat about any of the argggggggghhH!!!
ok, cue to stop .
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
all in all, there's a total of 1326 of readings to be taken.
and there i was complaining a month ago when i had to take the light reading.
i thought 640 readings are a whopping number.
Monday, May 18, 2009
For being honest about ur feelings
For understanding me better than I understand myself
For trying so hard to make amends
For trying to fix what’s broken
For telling me the truth
For looking after my feelings
For giving me a wonderful experience of a first love
For being my bestfriend when Hafizah is so far away
For taking care of me when I am sick
For not being overprotective
For not asking me to give up the things that I love
For not asking me to be someone I am not
For always making me laugh
For making me so proud to have you around
For everything you’ve done for the name of this relationship
It’s not that it’s not worth giving another shot at
It’s not that id rather be with someone else than you
It’s just that I’m scared to death of bringing this barrier down.
This barrier that ive built for the past three months.
This barrier that kept me from crying night after night
That kept me from hearing the ugly ugly words that I do not need to hear
For I fear, that by tearing down the barrier, I will once again, be broken.
Friday, May 15, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Lesbian date with InaBasta. Ngeeh. Dah la rambut same length! But then again lesbo couples rarely look the same kan? Kan? Kan?
(wouldn’t know sebab saya tak pernah ada lesbian relationship.curious sebenarnya, but lets get more into that in a different post okay?)
There’s this chick in that movie bearing my name (takde nama lain ke haa?) and OMFG she was uber loud! And she says ‘dowh’ repeatedly.
“Gua penat DOWWWH”
“Lu apehal DOWHH nak cari pasal dgn gua”
Im soo gonna find a replacement word for dowh.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
Iylia and i am in the process of setting a blog as a medium to sell our line of vintage clothing (at an extremely worth it price!).
Once it is up and running, if you love us, do come and drop by. :)
Mesej ini dibawakan kepada anda oleh Kementerian Pembeli-Belahan.
Sekian terima kasih.
Friday, May 8, 2009
Thursday, May 7, 2009
bear with me.
(kalau tak suka, boleh berhenti baca dan pergi main jauh jauh)
im in this unpopable bubble living in my own world.
i cherish the fact that my parents are (in my opinion) uber cool and understanding. and perhaps, the fact that they might have given up on lecturing me sebab penat diorg ckp, tak pernah saya nak dengar.
my mom is one of my closest friend.
or at least she used to be.
ive been studying in UTP for four years now and every single day, without fail she would call me in the range of 1-3 times.
and bukan bual yang pendek pendek yer? ni stock yang gayut dgn boyfriend ckp 47 minutes each phone call utk update the new breakups and gambar pool party tersebar di internet(dalam utp saja setahu saya).
and my dad, he's the funniest. he's more serious now though. but at random times, he'll crack up the funniest joke. you should hear his indian impersonation! gelak guling guling saya dengar. (meet me personally, ill show you the impersonation. :P oh and to nadim and as, saya tak racist! hoho)
my sister. she's 8 years younger than me. but for all i know, she should be 8 years older. she's so freaking responsible and she loves me to bits(i swear to God im not making this up!). That 13 year old scrawny model-wannabe bugger will help me korek her own tabung in the occasion that i dont have enough money to buy ciggie/isi minyak kereta to go to work/shopping baju murah at bijou bazaar.
Yes yes im evil mcm kakak tiri Cinderella.
My sister does most of the work at home. And she listens to me more than she listens to my mom. Konon konon, nak jadi cool. Though ive never told her this, but i love that kid to bits. If she's not around, tak tau lah. Huhu.
I am always this ego bastard when it comes to showing emotions to my family. I love them and im telling you, i appreciate them but i rarely let it show. I dont know why.
And today, for the first time in a veeeeery long while, i realized how mean i can sometimes be. How i should show them that i like being around them. And how i wish i couldve been a better role model to my siblings.
This is sappy, i know. But to think about it, i probably dont deserve half the respect that i get. I rarely help out at home(because im rarely home). Im never around in the weekends. I dont hangout and do family things with them anymore.
Sheesh. I dont even wanna think about the shitty things that ive done.
I feel like going home today and giving them all a huge bear hug after this.
But its sad to know that i probably wont.
Ish Sha, jangan ego sangat please?
a hug would be nice right about now.
i was waiting for you to offer,
but you never did.
i guess you were too scared.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Monday, May 4, 2009
dengan ini saya memohon maaf kerana tidak mampu bangun ketika anda mengejutkan saya di mamak beberapa hari yang lalu.
sesungguhnya saya teramat la penat sehingga tidak mampu membuka mata mahu pun mengeluarkan kata kata yang koheren (thats coherent in malay no?).
maaf kerana kamu bersungguh sungguh menggoyangkan kaki saya dan merasuah saya dengan teh tarik suam segelas tapi saya tidak berlakon. saya memang 3/4 mati ketika itu.
saya berjanji akan membalas budi anda di lain hari.
sekian terima kasih.
p/s: maaf juga ditujukan kepada cik yaya dan cik shasha kerana mencuba dgn penuh gigih untuk mengejutkan saya di pagi hari. maaf, katil saya gusang. :P
yesterday, i slept at 530 in the morning, knowing that im going to wake up in an hour or so for a mamak session. at 630, my friends jumped on the bed and shook me from under the covers.
"Sha, Bangun! Bangun! Jom la pergi Ameeth!"
"Ughhh. Kenapa laju sangat???"
"Sha bangun la cepaaaat. Jom la pergi... Diorg dah tunggu dah ni.."
"Takmau la. I tak nak bangun. Katil i gusang!"
Needless to say, they stopped trying (possibly after spending an ample time trying to figure out what gusang means) and they left for mamak without me.
Tapi kali ini, saya tak kisah kena tinggal. Padan muka. Siapa suruh tidur mati?
I hate the fact that im the youngest among the six and still, i look like im the eldest! We were playing the roadtrip game
Who among the six of us looks the oldest?
They unanimously pointed the finger at me. And the age is 27, thank you very much. its nice to know that i look 6 years older than i really am.
AND they said i looked like a lalat because i was wearing a lalat shades.
In rebutttal, i posed another question:
Who among the six of us is the hottest?
I answered, ME! you could hear the sound of crickets coming from the other 5.
hence, i was the 27 year old lalat yang paling hot.
(im totally not forcing u lot to understand the point of this post, because frankly i know its just sampah. ;P )
We went scouting for clothes to sell, and i fell in love with most of the things that i found, im kind of stuck in a rut, feeling like i want to keep them instead of selling. :P
I learnt many things during the weekend.
Like, some vegetables have the ability and power to bring people together. *wink wink* Aaaand, that sarcasm goes a long way. And that people are not exactly what you always expect them to be.