my bestfriend left me for a palestinian-american

Im not the brightest colour in the pot.
And i dont have janggut.

Maybe thats why my bestfriend went to Michigan with her newfound love and left me here terkontang kanting.

Now im in the middle of a life changing crisis, and she's not around.

I mean yeah theres email and shit. but its just not the same.

Im glad she left her sister behind to come to my rescue.

To MR Omar's daughters,
hafizah and hamizah.
i love u both dearly.

thanks for just being there.
tsk.