snake shopping

Last Friday, i went shopping.

But not for clothes,

and not at a shopping mall.

It was about 2am

And we were literally in the middle of the forest

My entire body stank of insect repellent.

With a measly torchlight

and a sad excuse of an aqua shoe

I hiked like ive never hiked before

(which actually is easy to do, as i really have NEVER hiked before)

five minutes from the journey

and we found our first victim to be kept captive

a golden huntsman

a furry golden spider

with hairy legs.

and as we went further in the jungle

*scary music here*

we captured more and more animals

geckos, lizards(not the ones u see at home)

spiders, frogs and snakes!!

at one point,

my friend saw a grasshopper that he'd like to kidnap

to be a meal to his pet reptile

he was stopped short by another guy

telling us that the insect isnt actually a

grasshopper

but in fact,

a pelesit.

it got darker as we travelled further

until it became pitch black

it made me wonder how those 3gp couples were brave enough to get it on

in the middle of jungles and semak samun.

scary weyh.

i got bitten by a few leeches

and

fell down on slippery rocks

and

hyperventilated when we got lost in the woods

but the moment we caught the pretty pretty snake

it all became really worth it

it was either a

checkered garter snake

or a

checkered keelback watersnake

either way its the prettiest slithering reptile

ok maybe not the prettiest

but it has golden checkered shapes along its body

cantikkkkk

so yeah

it was worth it

fucking worth it

next session

who wants to join in

angkat tangan

p/s: sorry takde pics. im at the office. tak blh nak upload. pergi google sendiri ehh? :)