mati tatkala tidur?

i just discovered that i tend to meracau and talk utter crap when im deeply asleep.

yesterday, i slept at 530 in the morning, knowing that im going to wake up in an hour or so for a mamak session. at 630, my friends jumped on the bed and shook me from under the covers.

FIRST ATTEMPT
"Sha, Bangun! Bangun! Jom la pergi Ameeth!"
"Ughhh. Kenapa laju sangat???"
pengsan.

SECOND ATTEMPT
"Sha bangun la cepaaaat. Jom la pergi... Diorg dah tunggu dah ni.."
"Takmau la. I tak nak bangun. Katil i gusang!"
pengsan.

Needless to say, they stopped trying (possibly after spending an ample time trying to figure out what gusang means) and they left for mamak without me.

Tapi kali ini, saya tak kisah kena tinggal. Padan muka. Siapa suruh tidur mati?