- It is always always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting
- A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
- If you start dancing in the middle of the street, everyone you bump into will automatically know all the steps.
- Most laptops are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
- It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight, your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
- No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption, murder scene will ever go into shock.
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