Rasa Mcm Nak Saman Pak Guard!!

For the first time in two semesters, i got held back at the front entrance for not having a car sticker.

Having had to leave the car to get my tickets, i sashayed to the guardhouse in my tank top and board pants.

The pakcik was looking at my nazak matric card, and asked:
"Kenapa card awak ni patah patah?"

I replied:
"Oh. Dah lama dah macam ni pakcik. Dulu kena langgar dengan kereta."

Pak Guard:
"Laa. Card pun awak langgar dengan kereta? Dulu langgar orang."

What else is there for me to say?