satu hari di hari raya

pada suatu ketika, saya menemani rakan rakan berdansa.

mereka berada di antara dua alam(mungkin). saya masih berpijak di bumi yang nyata(mungkin).

saya pantang dicabar.

mereka tahu.

apabila kelibat adam c. kelihatan di antara khalayak ramai, saya disuruh memberitahu beliau bahawa beliau kacak.

saya rasa tak perlu pun untuk dia diberitahu. saya agak pasti dia sudah pun tahu. pasti terlalu ramai orang yang menggunakan 'ayat mengangkat' tersebut untuk menarik perhatian beliau.

tapi kerana saya pantang dicabar dan saya tidak peduli pun jika beliau merasakan saya seorang groupie, maka saya mengambil beberapa tapak ke hadapan.

"adam, i was dared by my friends to tell you that you're cute!"

saya senyum secomel mungkin dan bergegas dari tempat kejadian.

dia senyum semula dan mengangkat gelas ke arah saya dari jauh.
saya tiada gelas untuk diangkat semula.

im pretending to be all vague and mysterious.

sometimes, people surprise you.

sometimes, you think people do absurd things that you cant even comprehend. until you find yourself in their shoes.

sometimes, morality and reality snaps you out of your dream. and nightmare.

sometimes, you just cant win it all.

but most of the times, you never get what you want.

gunners part four

it seems that all i do nowadays is talk about the gunners. its not that i dont have anything more exciting to dish out, its just that not all of them are suitable for public viewing. hahaha.

anyways, i still havent had a wink of sleep for the past 27 hours.

i probably wouldnt be as pissy and grumpy as i am now if i didnt feel cheated having to watch a bunch of schoolkids playing football in Physical Education class (kelas Pendidikan Jasmani) when i was expecting a fast, adrenaline pumping game between two big rivals.

i think we couldve won if only arshavin and van persie were in the game last night. its like, HEL-LO!!! cant you pick a better time to get injured??? pergi la injured time lawan dengan the underdogs! tak payah la time nak face off dgn MU kat Old Trafford jugak kau nak sakit sana sini!

Hish.

hahaha.

Oh. and i dont think Wenger shouldve replaced Walcott with Bendtner jugak. I mean, come onnnnnn!!! did u see that header that he made? The ball couldve easily went into the bloody goal if it wasnt for his big head! Bleuggghhhh!

Though id have to say, I love Almunia. His saves were awesome. I still cant decide who i love more, Buffon or Almunia. Heheh.

Anyways, the game ended with me biting 7 of my fingers and messing up my hair making it look as if i had just been gang banged. (please jgn ada mental image. saya cuma berkata kata dalam tona sarkastik/hiperbola)

and now. im sleepy. and groggy.

just u wait devils. we'll get u back next tuesday! *eager grin*

I havent cried over you for a while now.
but last night, i cried.

go gunners part three.

last saturday night, i was half elated when i found out that man u got arsed by tottenham spurs 2-0 by half time. too bad they actually kejar balik 5-2. big bummer.

but soon after, i just had to jump up and down balik.

first, arshavin made the arsenal liverpool match his one man show, scoring 4 goals dengan gempaknya. that last goal, wahlau, *clap hands like a hyperactive child*

and then, fabregas pulak hogged an entire match when he led the gunners to win 2-0 over m'borough.

tralallalalalala.

happy much? XD

rumours can be misleading

you, my friend, have been misled.
its a good thing you talked to me first to clear it off before you became one of the news spreader.
hoho.

i am still single.
i am not dating anyone at the moment.
so, please, dont assume.

shagoo. ini ditujukan kepada kawan baik anda. hahaha.
nasib baik anda pandai! LOL.

p/s: saya tak dapat tgk dia pun lagi!

cerita sedih

sometimes, when you put your hopes up high.
thats when you'll be disappointed.
maybe optimism is not the answer for everything.

perihal emcee

Saya suka bercakap.
Sangat suka.
Saya rasa semua orang yang kenal saya tahu saya suka berkata kata serta merepek repek dalam volume yang tinggi.

Saya suka berdiri di atas pentas,
di bawah lampu terang,
dan merapu tanpa ada script.
membuat lawak spontaneous yang sesuai mengikut keadaan.

Lebih seronok kalau co-host saya sama wavelength(kepanjangan ombak?).
Dan bila saya kata kan sama wavelength, sudah pasti saya tak maksud kan emcee Eupho yang tidak beragak agak kerudean nya.

[to Derek-I learnt ur name from the other emcees- if you ever come across this blog, I’m sorry to say but you could’ve handled things more professionally. Maybe ull get better over time, but frankly speaking, if I were to be paired up with u during the most recent Eupho, I would probably gag you with my mic onstage.]

Dalam ramai ramai, saya paling selesa di ganding kan dengan

Ivan Sylvester(the best,baby,the best),

Sharifah Nadiah(terlebih byk chemistry di situ) serta

Ismal Ishak(nama bapak kita sama!) .
Tak rasa stress. Tak rasa seperti tengah bekerja!

Ya, mungkin kadang kadang, kami seolah olah budget diva(bak kata Ismal) tapi tidak sebenarnya.
Apabila keadaan berkecamuk terjadi di balik pentas, Tuhan saja yang tahu benda benda pelik yang disuruh kami lakukan untuk memperbetulkan keadaan.

Perkara yang paling memalukan sekali di atas pentas ada lah perkara yang paling best. Saya pernah:
tersasul nama(oh itu biasa!),
tertak jumpa script(yang sebenarnya ada di dalam pocket Ivan),
mengamuk satu level short je dari menjelma menjadi Incredible Hulk di belakang pentas kerana marah kepada pihak tertentu dan di pujuk oleh jejaka kacak dari Estranged tapi pada masa itu saya tak dah tak nampak dah kekacakan Andy Drummer Boy yang sedang memujuk dan terus berasap tanpa menghiraukan pujukan mana mana pihak,
terpaksa konon konon main gitar tapi bunyi yang direkod tak keluar,
dikutuk liberally oleh pelbagai pihak kerana memakai pakaian yang ‘tidak sesuai’(padahal saya memakai baju lengan panjang dan seluar di bawah lutut),
diganding kan dengan pasangan yang gila glamour tak nak beri peluang untuk orang lain berkata kata
dan macam macam lagi.

Sejurus selepas majlis, memang selalu rasa nak tangkup kepala dengan tong sampah, tetapi bila diingat kan balik, memang seronok gelakkan diri sendiri sambil memaki maki.

Terlalu banyak memori.
Di luar dan di dalam UTP.

Kadang kadang sakit hati.
Tapi kadang kadang rindu.
Macam mana?

There was a simpler time.

When there were only 6 naïve girls.
Going round in a yellow car.

Together, wherever.

This was way before the legendary guys came in the story.

Long before things got so complicated you could write a soap opera based on it.
And have UTP’s own version of ‘Dunia Baru’.
(I wonder who would play me)

There were simpler times. Much less complicated than this, this moronic turn out of events.

To the other 5 girls with torn trackpants from futsal and sneaking into the swimming pool late at night, I miss you all.

Its funny how you are no longer the topic of my conversations.
;)

go gunners part 2

eh? apa dia?
arsenal won 3-0 over villareal?
and they're gunning their way thru the semi finals?

oh, and yes, theyre going against MU!
one miraculous big win, coming up!

experimentation

Objektif:
Menguji kesan ethylchloride terhadap manusia.

Inferens:
Ethylchloride menimbulkan rasa ingin bergelak ketawa sambil berguling-guling.

Radas/Bahan:
100mL Ethylchloride, kain kapas, hidung.

Pembolehubah bersandar:
Tahap ke-ekstrim-an gelak ketawa

Pembolehubah tak bersandar:
Kuantiti Ethylchloride

Pembolehubah dimalarkan:
Hidung, kain

Hipotesis:
Semakin banyak ethylchloride dihidu, semakin melampau tahap gelakan.

Langkah-langkah:
1) Semburkan ethylchloride ke atas kain sebanyak satu semburan.
2) Dengan pantas, dekat kan kain ke hidung dan sedut sekuat mungkin. Sedutan perlu dilakukan seolah olah anda sedang kelemasan dan cuba menghirup oksigen sebanyak mungkin.
3) Catatkan pemerhatian.
4) Ulang semula langkah 1-3 tetapi tambahkan nilai semburan sebanyak mana yang disukai.
5) Berhenti selepas anda terasa seperti di awangan.

Pemerhatian:
1) Proses bergelak ketawa bermula.
2) Hidung menjadi kebas.
3) Kedengaran bunyi dengung yang panjang dan berlarutan.
4) Anda akan tersenyum secara automatik dan merasakan semua benda kelakar seolah olah anda sedang menonton Russell Peters secara live.

Kesimpulan:
Hipotesis terbukti! Ethylchloride akan mendatangkan kegembiraan dan keseronokan. Dalam jangka masa panjang ia boleh menyebabkan kecacatan otak atau kematian.

cucuk cucuk

I miss my nose piercing.
And my tongue piercing. And labret.
Ah. Semua semua lah.

the excuse for writing this blog?

showing off my new haircut. hehheh.

For the first time, im attending Eupho as a spectator.

I cant tell you how liberating it feels like not to be bombarded with silly last minute requests and be in a hectic mode throughout the show, making it an extremely tough task to enjoy the show.

This year, i finally get to lay back and relax.

We came in late, the only seat available (ones yg enables us to sit with friends and thus, liberates us from feeling stupid prior to shouting and screaming by ourselves) has already been saved for someone else.

So we figured we'd stay until Star-D's performance is over and get everybody else to move to another isle. But they were all so hyped, nobody wanted to move.

(maaf yer org kat belakang. sorry kitorg buat seat mcm mak bapak punya. :P)

The performance, was sadly below the par as compared to last year's.

Not that the blame should go to the bands. The sound system was awful. You could hardly hear the guitar and the violins seemed to be on mute. I pity those who have worked real hard and played all out just to have their dream shattered by dysfunctional sound system.

Anywhoos, i was rooting for Morven that night. I shouted out names as if they are Chris Martin and Matt Bellamy. Hoho. Semangat sungguh saya!

I assume my hyperactiveness is all due to kejakunan tengok Eupho dari tempat penonton. Tu yang macam rusa masuk hutan tu! Heheh.

Plus, i figured they would probably feel more at ease knowing that there are people supporting them. ( ini statement in denial, nak sedap kan hati for screaming like a moron)

One of the emcees that night really made my stomach churned though. And i dont mean that in a good way. Watching from below, i can imagine how tensed up i would feel if i were to be paired off with him. Serious tak blh blah.

Annoying, blh tolerate lagi la. But if ur rude, u tend to offend other people. And that was what he was, rude. Yeah man, way to go for making people feel like an ass in front of two thousand people.

We can all be biased at one time or another, but at least be subtle about it laah!

I love Morven's introduction, they put on some nasyid gig. And i like Band Jamen's rendition of 'Cant Help Falling In Love'.

What i dont think is fair is the committee decided to have an instrumental battle at the end of the night. And that get the judge to vote for the best. Baik tak payah suruh crowd vote kalau mcm tu. Bengong.

Its not fair because you could see Morven was still struggling to set up (and the clock was already ticking. gila ke tak kasi org time nak setup??) and you cant hear the guitar at all. But at least, when they played you can hear all the different instruments.

Crash n Burn on the other hand, you can only hear the drum and violin. And yes, the violinist was really good but its not fair to judge the entire band based on one instrument. Isnt it enough that she won the best accompanist?

Okay, now I'M being biased.

Hoho.

Biarlah.

ke hadapan roommate yang disayangi

NURUL AAIN ISMAIL

SELAMAT MENYAMBUT ULANGTAHUN KE 21

dear roommate,

fuck ur old! hahahaha.

give it another 5 months, yaya and i will follow suit.

ive known you for 8 years and i havent seen you as happy as you are now(this is ur most un-bitchy phase of ur life, dyou realize that?) so i cant think of a better wish than for you to be happy like this forever and ever.

im sorry we couldnt have cakes and water balloons and kidnappings this year. its a tad bit hard to execute being 200km apart and all.

but anyways, im glad to see you grow up right before my very own eyes. from that comot caterpillar in the hideous PDI sweater to the butterfly of a girl in Marc Jacobs.

I love you Noin, you know that.

Dont ever be kerek dah lepas ni kay baby? heee.

Oh! and thanks jadi bank bergerak saya! :P

Ina B.

NOR AMALINA BASTAMAM

HAPPY 22ND BIRTHDAY!!!

Kamu lah kakak, kamu lah mak.

Kamu lah ketua platoon, kamu lah semua.

So, to the grown up of the group, happy 22nd.

I love you very much, you know that.

Thanks for all that you've given me.

(itu adalah macam macam)

Thanks for being there regardless of the drama, the sobs, and the annoying laughter nampak gusi.

Ur the best.

One advice though,

trust me on this,

optimism goes a long way baby.

heres to years of being optimistic and getting everything u want!

love you love you love you!!

p/s: saya bukan purposely lambat letak post awak ye? gamabr saya dengan awak kat office computer. hari tu byk kerja, tak sempat nak upload post.

LANUN COMEL!

ANAK ENCIK NORDIN,

HAPPY 22ND BIRTHDAY KUCING!!!!!

i am grateful that at 22, u are still a lot smaller than me( just the way a marshmallow should be!) and i am sangat sangat happy that ive got the chance to know you and love you. heheh.

but im not happy with the fact that this is the first time in 4 years that we didnt get to celebrate bday you sama sama. bummer huhh? :(

but anyways babe, you're a strong character. im blessed to know someone like you(tho u can be super kerek at times. hehehe) and all thanks go to the Dentyne incident.

hee.

You'll always always be my kucing, my marshmallow. semua semua la.

I hope you'll have an awesome year ahead of ya and i hope you get everything on ur wishlist ( sorry i tak kaya nak beli kan semua for u! hehe).

again, i love u reeno.

yes, anda lah lanun yang comel.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

sometime in 2000, during the Scottish Cup,

Inverness Caledonian Thistle FC beat Celtic FC 3-1 in a hot hot hott game

The headline in the news the next day read:

Super Caley go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious!

kalau terjatuh, nak buat apa?

aku kerap terjatuh

(no no, nama aku bukan paan)

jatuh cinta

jatuh sakit

biasanya, jatuh cinta dulu

diikuti jatuh sakit.

shitson

sometimes

when things go down the drain

and it looks like

nothing can be done

to fix it

all you need

is a little misfortune

that binds everyone

together

like a glue

bak kata Vicky, "Fuck the World"

i can feel that people are talking behind my back.
and i dont like it one bit.

p/s: one fucked up day on the calendar coming up!

pp/s: i miss utp.

yeay yeay dapat approval kahwin!!!

dear everyone,
you are cordially invited to my wedding on the 10th of October 2009, Saturday at my house. (cant print the adress here, for fear of unwelcomed guests)

to friends, you can expect the invitation card by hand (or via email if im too lazy) within next week.

sorry i cant write fancy fancy. bloody limited internet access at the office.

will update again soon.

:)

p/s: saya happy and tgh in gedik mode. ngee. XD

Arnaud de Rodat