There was a simpler time.

When there were only 6 naïve girls.
Going round in a yellow car.

Together, wherever.

This was way before the legendary guys came in the story.

Long before things got so complicated you could write a soap opera based on it.
And have UTP’s own version of ‘Dunia Baru’.
(I wonder who would play me)

There were simpler times. Much less complicated than this, this moronic turn out of events.

To the other 5 girls with torn trackpants from futsal and sneaking into the swimming pool late at night, I miss you all.

Its funny how you are no longer the topic of my conversations.
;)

go gunners part 2

eh? apa dia?
arsenal won 3-0 over villareal?
and they're gunning their way thru the semi finals?

oh, and yes, theyre going against MU!
one miraculous big win, coming up!

experimentation

Objektif:
Menguji kesan ethylchloride terhadap manusia.

Inferens:
Ethylchloride menimbulkan rasa ingin bergelak ketawa sambil berguling-guling.

Radas/Bahan:
100mL Ethylchloride, kain kapas, hidung.

Pembolehubah bersandar:
Tahap ke-ekstrim-an gelak ketawa

Pembolehubah tak bersandar:
Kuantiti Ethylchloride

Pembolehubah dimalarkan:
Hidung, kain

Hipotesis:
Semakin banyak ethylchloride dihidu, semakin melampau tahap gelakan.

Langkah-langkah:
1) Semburkan ethylchloride ke atas kain sebanyak satu semburan.
2) Dengan pantas, dekat kan kain ke hidung dan sedut sekuat mungkin. Sedutan perlu dilakukan seolah olah anda sedang kelemasan dan cuba menghirup oksigen sebanyak mungkin.
3) Catatkan pemerhatian.
4) Ulang semula langkah 1-3 tetapi tambahkan nilai semburan sebanyak mana yang disukai.
5) Berhenti selepas anda terasa seperti di awangan.

Pemerhatian:
1) Proses bergelak ketawa bermula.
2) Hidung menjadi kebas.
3) Kedengaran bunyi dengung yang panjang dan berlarutan.
4) Anda akan tersenyum secara automatik dan merasakan semua benda kelakar seolah olah anda sedang menonton Russell Peters secara live.

Kesimpulan:
Hipotesis terbukti! Ethylchloride akan mendatangkan kegembiraan dan keseronokan. Dalam jangka masa panjang ia boleh menyebabkan kecacatan otak atau kematian.

cucuk cucuk

I miss my nose piercing.
And my tongue piercing. And labret.
Ah. Semua semua lah.

the excuse for writing this blog?

showing off my new haircut. hehheh.

For the first time, im attending Eupho as a spectator.

I cant tell you how liberating it feels like not to be bombarded with silly last minute requests and be in a hectic mode throughout the show, making it an extremely tough task to enjoy the show.

This year, i finally get to lay back and relax.

We came in late, the only seat available (ones yg enables us to sit with friends and thus, liberates us from feeling stupid prior to shouting and screaming by ourselves) has already been saved for someone else.

So we figured we'd stay until Star-D's performance is over and get everybody else to move to another isle. But they were all so hyped, nobody wanted to move.

(maaf yer org kat belakang. sorry kitorg buat seat mcm mak bapak punya. :P)

The performance, was sadly below the par as compared to last year's.

Not that the blame should go to the bands. The sound system was awful. You could hardly hear the guitar and the violins seemed to be on mute. I pity those who have worked real hard and played all out just to have their dream shattered by dysfunctional sound system.

Anywhoos, i was rooting for Morven that night. I shouted out names as if they are Chris Martin and Matt Bellamy. Hoho. Semangat sungguh saya!

I assume my hyperactiveness is all due to kejakunan tengok Eupho dari tempat penonton. Tu yang macam rusa masuk hutan tu! Heheh.

Plus, i figured they would probably feel more at ease knowing that there are people supporting them. ( ini statement in denial, nak sedap kan hati for screaming like a moron)

One of the emcees that night really made my stomach churned though. And i dont mean that in a good way. Watching from below, i can imagine how tensed up i would feel if i were to be paired off with him. Serious tak blh blah.

Annoying, blh tolerate lagi la. But if ur rude, u tend to offend other people. And that was what he was, rude. Yeah man, way to go for making people feel like an ass in front of two thousand people.

We can all be biased at one time or another, but at least be subtle about it laah!

I love Morven's introduction, they put on some nasyid gig. And i like Band Jamen's rendition of 'Cant Help Falling In Love'.

What i dont think is fair is the committee decided to have an instrumental battle at the end of the night. And that get the judge to vote for the best. Baik tak payah suruh crowd vote kalau mcm tu. Bengong.

Its not fair because you could see Morven was still struggling to set up (and the clock was already ticking. gila ke tak kasi org time nak setup??) and you cant hear the guitar at all. But at least, when they played you can hear all the different instruments.

Crash n Burn on the other hand, you can only hear the drum and violin. And yes, the violinist was really good but its not fair to judge the entire band based on one instrument. Isnt it enough that she won the best accompanist?

Okay, now I'M being biased.

Hoho.

Biarlah.

ke hadapan roommate yang disayangi

NURUL AAIN ISMAIL

SELAMAT MENYAMBUT ULANGTAHUN KE 21

dear roommate,

fuck ur old! hahahaha.

give it another 5 months, yaya and i will follow suit.

ive known you for 8 years and i havent seen you as happy as you are now(this is ur most un-bitchy phase of ur life, dyou realize that?) so i cant think of a better wish than for you to be happy like this forever and ever.

im sorry we couldnt have cakes and water balloons and kidnappings this year. its a tad bit hard to execute being 200km apart and all.

but anyways, im glad to see you grow up right before my very own eyes. from that comot caterpillar in the hideous PDI sweater to the butterfly of a girl in Marc Jacobs.

I love you Noin, you know that.

Dont ever be kerek dah lepas ni kay baby? heee.

Oh! and thanks jadi bank bergerak saya! :P

Ina B.

NOR AMALINA BASTAMAM

HAPPY 22ND BIRTHDAY!!!

Kamu lah kakak, kamu lah mak.

Kamu lah ketua platoon, kamu lah semua.

So, to the grown up of the group, happy 22nd.

I love you very much, you know that.

Thanks for all that you've given me.

(itu adalah macam macam)

Thanks for being there regardless of the drama, the sobs, and the annoying laughter nampak gusi.

Ur the best.

One advice though,

trust me on this,

optimism goes a long way baby.

heres to years of being optimistic and getting everything u want!

love you love you love you!!

p/s: saya bukan purposely lambat letak post awak ye? gamabr saya dengan awak kat office computer. hari tu byk kerja, tak sempat nak upload post.

LANUN COMEL!

ANAK ENCIK NORDIN,

HAPPY 22ND BIRTHDAY KUCING!!!!!

i am grateful that at 22, u are still a lot smaller than me( just the way a marshmallow should be!) and i am sangat sangat happy that ive got the chance to know you and love you. heheh.

but im not happy with the fact that this is the first time in 4 years that we didnt get to celebrate bday you sama sama. bummer huhh? :(

but anyways babe, you're a strong character. im blessed to know someone like you(tho u can be super kerek at times. hehehe) and all thanks go to the Dentyne incident.

hee.

You'll always always be my kucing, my marshmallow. semua semua la.

I hope you'll have an awesome year ahead of ya and i hope you get everything on ur wishlist ( sorry i tak kaya nak beli kan semua for u! hehe).

again, i love u reeno.

yes, anda lah lanun yang comel.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

sometime in 2000, during the Scottish Cup,

Inverness Caledonian Thistle FC beat Celtic FC 3-1 in a hot hot hott game

The headline in the news the next day read:

Super Caley go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious!

kalau terjatuh, nak buat apa?

aku kerap terjatuh

(no no, nama aku bukan paan)

jatuh cinta

jatuh sakit

biasanya, jatuh cinta dulu

diikuti jatuh sakit.

shitson

sometimes

when things go down the drain

and it looks like

nothing can be done

to fix it

all you need

is a little misfortune

that binds everyone

together

like a glue

bak kata Vicky, "Fuck the World"

i can feel that people are talking behind my back.
and i dont like it one bit.

p/s: one fucked up day on the calendar coming up!

pp/s: i miss utp.

yeay yeay dapat approval kahwin!!!

dear everyone,
you are cordially invited to my wedding on the 10th of October 2009, Saturday at my house. (cant print the adress here, for fear of unwelcomed guests)

to friends, you can expect the invitation card by hand (or via email if im too lazy) within next week.

sorry i cant write fancy fancy. bloody limited internet access at the office.

will update again soon.

:)

p/s: saya happy and tgh in gedik mode. ngee. XD

Arnaud de Rodat