homophobic

Today, i feel like :

• going someplace to eat, ask for 20 piece of tissues, use one and throw the rest away
• standing over people's shoulder and staring at their computer screen while they are doing their work
• speaking in annoying schoolkid sms language "kitew windu awak lew"
• getting into the elevator, smack my forehead repeatedly and mutter to myself "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP"
• pick up phonecalls, tell the people on the line to hold while i put myself on the line, and start singing in the most off-tuned manner possible.
• staring at people and when they ask why, grin at them and tell them "I have new socks on!" excitedly.