kalau terjatuh, nak buat macam mana?

aku kerap terjatuh :
jatuh cinta
jatuh sakit

biasanya, jatuh cinta dulu
diikuti jatuh sakit.

p/s : setahun yang lepas, saya dah post yang ini. selepas 365 hari (lebih sedikit), nampaknya post ini masih applicable, masih relevant.

the next time you want to be bitchy, remember this

There was a wise man who moved to the city of Akbar.
No one took much notice of him, and his teachings were not taken up by the populace.
After a time, he became the object of their mockery and their ironic comments.

One day, while he was walking down the main street in Akbar,
a group of men and women began insulting him.
Instead of pretending that he had not noticed, the wise man turned to them and blessed them.

One of the man said :
Are you deaf too? We call you the foulest of names and yet you respond with sweet words!

We can each of us only offer what we have,
came the wise man's reply.

-taken from 'Like The Flowing River'

THIS is exactly why i love Paulo Coelho.

Oh, and I'm sorry for not updating this measly blog as religiously as i would have liked.
Truth is, i'm trying to compile my writings into a book.
So most of the things that i write go in there instead of here.
(An angan angan that i feel the need to accomplish for the sake of learning and discovering something new about myself.)

Bear with me.
I'll be back.
:)

when i think about you

you are
something that fills in my blanks

the punchline to my jokes
the chorus to my songs
the dimple to my smile
the sparkle in my eyes

you are
the missing piece of my puzzle

life is not a hollywood movie

Have you ever wondered kenapa you feel miserable and have bloody murderous thoughts at times?
it's not because the world is out to get you.
it's not because semua orang nak cari pasal dengan you.
no.

REALITY CHECK kejap please!
you're doing it to yourself.

ive explained the rule of karma dah berapa juta kali dah i rasa.
nak berbuih dah mulut.
(or, to be more politically(?) correct, dah carpal tunnel dah type pasal karma)

ok. i faham you tgh serabut sekarang.
you have banyak gila problem.
and you sakit hati when you see that everyone else is getting on with life as if dekat luar tu semua rainbows and butterflies je.
and you feel left out, because your life sucks and you feel like hiding in a hole until everything gets better.
and the notion of how life goes on, leaving you behind feeling perasaan perasaan yang slightly short of suicidal, that sucks big time, i know.

yes yes i know.

but the more you run away from it.
the more you rebel against it.
the worse it'll get.

as you all know,
i was feeling dreadfully sorry for myself a few weeks back.
in the midst of complaining about my problems, i tak sedar that the person i was complaining to tu mcm ada problem yang lagi banyak and lagi lah in dire need of help sebenarnya.

dwelling on a problem doesnt make it go away.
being bitter to people around you, that wont solve your problem jugak.

think about it, at the time that you need to have moral supports from people around you, what good would it do if you push all these people out?

memang in the end kau end up rasa morally defeated ah.

dah dah.
jangan repeat mistake i.
and jangan lari from your problem jugak.
kata russell peters, BE A MAN!
face it yaww.

teruk teruk problem kau, banyak lagi orang kat luar tu yang ada problem lagi teruk.
ok?
so stop feeling sorry for yourself,
and do something about it for a change.

:)

this is why you shouldnt get any tattoo

life is meant to be filled with problems and obstacles.
kalau takde problem langsung, itu kita panggil afterlife (provided that you get a spot in heaven lah).

problems will constantly arise.
if you handle them well, and find a solution before it's too late,
you might get some time to put your feet up and relax before you need to deal with the next problem.

tapi,
untuk procrastinator macam saya,
memang tak best lah.
problem yang tiga bulan lepas tak settle lagi,
suddenly ada6345654758 problem baru that needs to be solved.

Sebab tu orang cakap jangan tangguh kerja,
degil, tak nak dengar,
sekarang kan dah terpaksa cakap 'I told you so' dekat batang hidung sendiri.

It seems that all i do these days are talk about my problems.
I bet korang penat nak baca.

It sucks though, having to handle all kinds of masalah.
It sucks even more when the one person who never fails to make me forget all about my problems is 2 hours away from me (1 hour plus kalau bawak kereta 180km/h).
Hehhh.

Anyway.
Im supposed to be finishing my poster for my Final Year Project punya presentation.
And even though it's supposed to be completed, and printed and laminated,
I haven't even finished the bloody poster.
Instead, im googling random stuff.

I found this on the net and it seemed appropriate dengan tajuk perbincangan hari ini:
MISTAKES.

Ini adalah gambar gambar tattoos gone wrong.
You know, ive always wanted to have a tattoo of a butterfly on the nape of my neck.
If only it wasnt prohibited by Islam,
dah lama dah i ada rama rama terbang kat leher.

But i pretty much dah berhenti berangan ever since i saw these :

ok ok ok.
ini paling PHAIL sekali.

comel kaaaaaan.
wahahahahhaa.

Pesanan Kerajaan : Jangan buat tattoo dekat parlour yang dodgy. Unless kalau kau banyak duit spare nak buat laser removal in case anything goes wrong.

Pesanan I : Kalau nak sangat jugak buat tattoo, jangan ambik gambar susah susah Godzilla Ultraman la segala. Buat gambar orang lidi cukup. :)

soalan bodoh yang orang tanya

I'm not trying to say that I'm smart and that i ask smart questions.
(okay. maybe just a little. hehh)
But i cant comprehend how some people can ask the stupidest questions just because they think it's okay to sound stupid if you're doing it anonymously.

I'll let the questions do the talking.
I found this on yahoolaughs.com and i couldnt stop laughing.
These questions are best read when you are high.

Enjoy.


See what i mean?