God's Existence.

If God does not exist, 

that means heaven does not exist either. 

And that means the world's poor,

those millions who live in poverty and oppresion,

will never go to heaven. 

And if that is so, 

then how do you explain all the suffering of the poor?

What are we here for,

and why do we put up with so much unhappiness,

if it's all for nothing?

-Snow, Orhan Pamuk

soalan bodoh yang orang tanya

I'm not trying to say that I'm smart and that i ask smart questions.
(okay. maybe just a little. hehh)
But i cant comprehend how some people can ask the stupidest questions just because they think it's okay to sound stupid if you're doing it anonymously.

I'll let the questions do the talking.
I found this on yahoolaughs.com and i couldnt stop laughing.
These questions are best read when you are high.

Enjoy.


See what i mean?

Bak Datang Soalan Cepumas

for the benefit of people out there,
who dont know me (but like to pretend that they do),
and listen to crazy stories about me and believe it wholeheartedly
and for no solid reason,
passes on the story as if it's theirs,

i am being nice and offering you a chance to ask me questions directly.
get your stories straight, darling.
ask me and i will try to answer them
(provided that the question was not asked dengan intention jawapannya boleh digunakan sebagai sumber bahan lancap)

yes yes,
saya jawab sendiri
(because i belum cukup glamour nak hire personal assistant).

http://formspring.me/merissak

rasa macam nak buat questionnaire. siapa nak tanya soalan sensitive, shoot sekarang!

Tagged by The Other Purple Butterfly ;)

1) Where is your cell phone?
somewhere on the window ledge. attention people, the reception in my room sucks. so chances are, even though im on the verge of dying, i wouldnt be able to call anyone. jadi, kalau saya mati, anda dipersilakan saman UTP. duit tu share share ok? :D

2) Relationship?
Pah! here, today. gone, tomorrow. when its there, its pretty much the best. but hey, you cant always have things your way kan? :(

3) Your hair?
is NOT SHORT ANYMORE! Whooooooppp! heheh.

4) Work?
I dont work. School sucks. Working sucks even more. The money is yum yum tho. Sigh, macam mana nak kaya without working uhh? (nak berangan rompak bank kejap, please dont kacau)

5) Your sisters?
can be pretty cute at times but most of the time, they annoy me sampai tahap cute cuma sampai level hantu raya sahaja.

6) Your favorite thing?
pen and paper.

7) Your dream last night?
havent slept, so havent had the chance to dream. but if i were to guess, i think it has something to do with Arsenal kicking MU's ass in last night's game (-_-")

8) Your favorite drink?
Bukan air mani.

9) Your dream car?
Kereta yang boleh terbang. Just the way i pictured cars in 2020 will look like when i was about 3 and a half years old. Tapi macam lambat lagi je nak ada.

10) Your shoes?
Saya tak suka pakai kasut. Biar barefoot. Kasi can kat cacing.

11) Your fears?
Having no one to talk to.

12) What do you want to be in 10 years?
A fairy godmother! Complete with wings, and a star shaped wand and stardusts! (macam best je! nak jadi fairy godmother yg MILF la! FGMILF! haha)

13) Who did you hang out with last weekend?
Kesayangan abadi.

14) What are you not good at?
Talking - dengan volume rendah.

15) One of your wish list items?
Escada Sentiment perfume. (bila bau rasa mcm kaki terangkat 3 inci dari tanah, lepas tu float around for approximately 7 seconds. to repeat the sensation, continue sniffing.)

16) Where you grew up?
Home, alongside the best childhood friends a girl with short hair could ever ask for (diorang suka main tarik rambut!)

17) Last thing you did?
Mengamuk dan cakap sorang sorang.

18) What are you wearing?
Nothing. Clothes are underrated. (bukan ayat pancing untuk perverts di luar)

19) What aren’t you wearing?
a magician's hat.

20) Your pet?
died. after eating a hamster. (wehh, berapa banyak kali mau kasi tau daa)

21) Your computer?
is too old school. tapi karang cakap dah sampai time nak ganti baru karang, merajuk, tak mau on. Ye lah wahai PC yang old school, kau lah yang paling gempak!

22) Your life?
is pretty awesome. ;) (bukan attempt nak buat kamu kamu jealous. heheh)

23) Missing?
the point.

24) What are you thinking about right now?
thinking of hiring a few bodyguards. suruh tolong pukul kan nyamuk, and tiupkan makanan panas sampai jadi sejuk. agak agak 3 orang cukup tak?

25) Your car?
Moe. Full name, moby. Has 'BABE' tattooed on his ass. Nicee. (dia tak gay, serious!)

26) Your kitchen?
is non-existant.

27) Your favorite color?
purple yaww.

28) Last time you laughed?
probably last night.

29) Last time you cried?
probably last night.

30) Love?
makes people tolerate the darndest things!

31) So who wants to share their ONEs?? How about?
i dont get this. but i dont like to share.

You ten unlucky people whom i'm tagging next :
1. Yaya
2. Inana
3. Maya
4. Ern Bern
5. Lincat (haa ambik kau semua housemate kena)
6. Ami
7. Fatul
8. Jepp
9. Johnny Depp
10. Anyone who has nothing better to do.

Tunggu apa lagi? Jawab la. Jawapan terbest akan dapat hadiah misteri! Cepat!

i hate Barbie, that bitch has everything!!

you'd be surprised at how many articles you can find on a doll.
(tak percaya, pergi lah Google!)

I read this article (on BBC News, no less) which depicted what Barbie would look like if she was human.


Kinda monstrous and alien-like eh? They even had the math calculation and formula thingamajig to calculate the feasibility of finding a human Barbie.

Here are some mindless facts that will result in a wastage of about 4.5 minutes of your life that you're never getting back.

1) If Barbie were life size, she probably wouldnt be able to menstruate because she does not have enough body fat. (sound appetizing much, bulimics out there?)

2) Barbie dumped Ken because he had commitment issues (he refused to get married after almost 50 years of courtship) but it is assured that they will 'remain friends'.

3) Those Barbies in wedding dresses, yeah those were just her figments of fantasy.

4) Barbie cheated on Ken with G.I Joe (remember that Christmas joke?)

Do you not think that it's bullshit, coming up with all these facts over a toy?

Oh, and this is a list of a more realistic fashion line for Barbie. Til next season. *smirks*

what to do when you see surat saman on ur windshield?

bring them in the car,
stash it in the dashboard.

the next time nampak lipas kereta,
take the surat saman,
and use it to slap on the lipas.

retrieve the lipas using the same surat saman.
and throw both the crap out your window.

:)

have fun experimenting!

Annoying People Yang Patut Kena Sembur Ridsect Dalam Mulut

ok.
im giving up trying to study Design of Offshore Structures.
The oil rigs can go calculate their own tension for all i care.
(angkat white flag)

in order to destress,
i have decided that i am going to pick on people to bash on.
and as the title suggest,
these are the kinds of people whose mouth i would love to spray insecticide aerosol in
(failing to find one, pepper spray would do just as fine).

and no, before you ask me why i'm so angry,
let me clarify that im happy and dandy,
im just doing this because im a sarcastic bitch.
XD

orang pertama yang patut ditembak:
orang yang cakap gebang

they will brag about unnecessary things that people dont even give a fuck about pun actually.
when you talk to them, you'll find out that theyre good in EVERYTHING.
cakap je, semua diorg hebat.

nak cakap pasal photography? they take the best damned picture.
camera diorang yang paling high end,
their equipments are the best there is in the market,
people would pay them a fortune to take photos.
(tapi bila tengok their portfolio, takde la lawa mana pun gambar. biasa je)

nak cakap pasal music?
oh diorang la paling knowledgable.
sebut je band apa, semua dia tahu.
diorang dengar semua lagu, dari Billy Talent sampai Britney Spears, gossip semua dalam tangan.
and about instrument, jangan cakap la.
Mereka ni goreng lagi hebat dari Jimi Hendrix.
yang main bass, apa yang dia tak blh buat,
slap pop just name it.
bila cerita kat orang about the effects that theyre capable of pulling,
woahh! hot-daymn.
(buat bunyi guitar pakai mulut je boleh la bang. main betul betul tengok? nak tune gitar sendiri pun tak reti)

pendek cerita,
life diorang lah yang paling best.
awek paling hot.
boyfriend paling kacak.
rumah paling banglo and mahal.
barang nak yang designer goods aje
(padahal macam orang tak tau je itu imitation. bukan semua orang noob, kau nak tipu yes?)

Wahai manusia,
its okay not to be perfect in everything you do.
if you are sincere enough, people will love you despite the flaws.
ni, cakap letup, last last orang benci juga kan? :)

orang kedua yang patut ditembak:
orang yang ada BO tapi suka pinjam baju orang lepas tu tak basuh for an entire sem sampai baju berkulat

true story.
kalau anda ada masalah hygienic, takpe lagi.
but please la. take a hint when people find an excuse to tutup hidung whenever u go and hug them.
duduk diam diam and tak perlu peluk orang kalau anda ada body odour.
ok?

and even if you adore your friend's baju and intend to buat baju tu jadi harta,
you dont have to perap the shirt yang dah drenched in ur sweat macam la nak marinate ayam buat BBQ.
the smell travels ok?
im pretty sure the owner would rather have you just tell them that you dont intend to pulang kan the baju balik.

(okay okay. saya mengaku. yang ini terpersonal sikit. heheh)

orang ketiga yang patut ditembak
orang yang buat uncalled-for bitchy remarks

"Eh kenapa hidung you besar aa?"
"Kau cepat mengah bila naik tangga sebab kau gemuk sangat kot"
"Ala, saya tak kisah pun tak pergi birthday party awak semalam. Saya dengar orang cakap bukan nya best sangat pun."
"OMG. U tak faham lagi ke equation ni? Gila lembap!"
"Theme untuk dinner batch ni bodoh dan tak sesuai. To the person who wrote this blogpost, (a much vulgar Malay word for ass) kau besar. Aku tak nak datang dinner ni"

Seriously wei?
WTF?
you werent taught good manners ke as a child?

what do you get for being such an asshole?
satisfaction?
oh well then , i hope all the dosa gives you just as much kepuasan then.

okay.
i gotta run to class now.
I'll come back and continue the second bit.
:)

what is wrong with Malaysian artist?

ini hasil lepak kat mamak lama sangat.

each time dengar lagu, have you ever thought about nama nama band who plays the songs?
you might not realize this(or maybe you do but you just dont give a rat's ass about it), but people of the West actually gives pretty bangang names to represent themselves.

and i was just wondering why we Malaysians dont do the same.

ok cuba take the direct translation of these band names.
eh kejap kejap.
tak payah la, nanti panjang pulak comment korg nak type.
ill translate terus so u can see how ughh dumb it sounds like.

1. Arctic Monkeys : Monyet Artik
2. Funeral For A Friend : Pengebumian Untuk Kawan
3. Coldplay : Main Sejuk
4. The Who? : Siapa?
5. Vampire Weekend : Pontianak Hujung Minggu
6. Modest Mouse : Tikus Rendah Diri
7. Radiohead : Kepala Radio
8. Red Hot Chilli Peppers : Merah Panas Cili Lada
9. Blink 182 : Kelip 182
10. Garbage : Sampah
11. Third Eye Blind : Mata Ketiga Buta
12. Silverchair : Kerusi Perak
13. Avenged Sevenfold : Balas Dendam Tujuh Lipatan
14. Creed : Akidah (kan? ke Tauhid?)
15. Death Cab for Cutie : Teksi Kematian untuk Si Comel

Point is, why cant Malaysian come up with such stupid random names and walk away with it?
Letak la nama Topi Ajaib ke, Buku Nota ke, Kertas Zig Zag ke.

Are we too insecure to be able to pull off something as stupid?

rasa macam main game huruf2 time kat sekolah agama dulu. nama negara binatang and apantah lagi

Copy to your own note, erase my answer, enter yours, and tag twenty people.
Use the first letter of you name to answer each of the following questions.
They have to be real... nothing made up!If the person before you had the same first initial,you must use different answers,you cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/ girl name question.

1. What is your name: Fithri Natasha Merissa Kartika bt Ishak (haa, puas hati kau?)
2. A four Letter Word: fuck
3. A boy's Name: Farid Kamil (*dengan tone Borat* jejaka paling kacak. NOT.)
4. A girl's Name: Fiona Apple (aku mahu suara dia)
5. An occupation: Fucker Financial Advisor
6. A colour: Fuschia
7. Something you'll wear: Flip flops
8. A food: Food
9. A place: Facebook.com (ye, tempat bersosial kamu)
10. A reason for being late : Flip flop saya tercabut masa on the way tadi, kena patah balik ganti kasut.
11. Something you'd shout: Fuck!!
12. A movie title: Frankenstein (haa. yang ini handsome. saya suka.)
13. Something you drink: Fresh water.
14. A musical group: Feist
15. An animal: Fishcat.
16. A street name: Fleet Street
17. A type of car: Ferrari
18. The title of a song: Falcon Jab - Ratatat

I'd like to tag : those of you who has nothing better than to consult a dictionary to answer this survey.

ha ha ha ha hantu

its only 8.20 in the morning.
azan maghrib lambat lagi.
*sigh*

aku terpanggil dengan godaan syaitan.
eh, tapi.
syaitan semua kena ikat kan?

jadi, suara siapa kah di tepi ini?

skip all the cliches pls

Do you think that it's possible to love someone and like someone else at the exact same time?

siapa boleh explain, dia hebat.

1. Why is it that the pizza delivery boy is more likely to reach your front door faster as compared to an ambulance?
2. Why should there be a handicap parking space everywhere including skating rinks? (gila insensitive wey)
3. Why do drugstores make the sick people walk all the way to the back to get their prescripted meds while the healthy and fat people can buy gums and candies at the front?
4. Why would people order double cheese burgers, large fries and a diet Coke?
5. Why do they call it a-part-ments when its all attached together in a clump?
6. Why do people leave their cars that are worth thousands in the driveway and keep all their junk in the garage?
7. Why do they have Braille lettering on drive thru ATMs?
   

ah well, what has the world gotten to

I remember hearing this somewhere.

First date. He took her to a fast food restaurant and they were talking in the parking lot afterward.
He said, “You wanna fool around since I paid for your meal and all?”
She said, “You want the $4 back?”

It amazes repulses me to know how inappropriate some guys people can be. More often than not, when faced with a situation as such, people tend to be a bit slow coming up with a catty comeback. I know im slow that way. (im the kind of person who can only come up with a good retort after the bitch has walked away)

Some guys simply assume that they'll get away with that. Stupid. I dont know where the courage to become such an obnoxious ass come from.

And the best part is that, when a guy does it, people will say

"oh, he's just being a guy"

but when such behaviour comes from a girl, they go

"yeah she's a downright slut"

ah well, what has the world gotten to.

inguinal hernia - i think you would wanna see this.

I came across this term on Ira's blog.

Anyways. The term inguinal hernia piqued my interest and thus leading to the part where i googled it.

Basically, in non-medic terms (to enhance the understanding of those yang fail Bio and yang nak dekat dekat dail mcm saya), inguinal hernia is basically a bulge on one or both sides of the groin. This is due to a part of the intestines that slipped out from its orbit. Heheh. Ada pahamm?

Anyways, its more common in men as opposed to women.

Getting to my point, the whole bulge thing was not what caught my attention. It was the picture i saw in wiki.


As you can see, there's a bulge on the top left part of the picture. Again, thats not my point.

Check out how smallllllll the dude's peenis is!!! Waahahahaha. Wee penis! Weenis!!! LOL.

Okay, so thats not very nice of me ( i hope that doesnt equate me to end up married to a guy with a smallie like that due to karma retribution). I swear im not a pervert, i just thought that this is effing hilarious. Hehehe.

To those who cant take a joke like a good sport, go away! Im sick. and i have the rights to entertain myself in the midst of my sickness. XD

p/s: the bulge itself is bigger than the whole thing that might be called a penis. LOL

point to ponder

a bus station is where a bus stops
a train station is where a train stops
on my desk, i have a workstation...

:)

someone i know had a field day yesterday.

In the evening, he went to hangout with his recently pronounced ex-girlfriend.
At night, he went for a mamak session with first love, his first (ex)girlfriend.
Even later that night, he accompanied his goodfriend to see the last installment of the ex-gf trio.

Three in a day.
Not bad, baby.
haha.

Now, what would you do, if you were to see your flame from centuries ago, the blast from the past. Followed by, your recent boyfriend/ex. And last but not least, your current flavour of the month.

Okay everybody, here's a task for each and everyone of you. Groom yourself up and complete the very task i mentioned above within this very week. You shall then report back to me with your findings!

Hehe. Rasa macam Sergeant dalam Army!

bonus question!

tasha suka pakai subang sebelah lain, sebelah lain

ala, dia kan yang tak balanced tu

tasha suka jatuhkan barang, tumpahkan air

ala, dia kan yang clumsy tu

tasha suka tukar tukar order bila pergi kedai makan

ala, dia kan yang fickle tu

tasha suka cakap and gelak kuat kuat

ala, dia kan yang extra loud tu

tasha suka repeat soalan over and over again

ala, dia kan yang curious lebih tu

Tasha tu apa sebenarnya?

masturbation

makes you lose your sex drive














no?