whatever happened to 'i love you too'?

i walk around and listened attentively.

from all four corners of the room, i can make out the dirty whispers.

this is the season, eh?

when posed with

I LOVE YOU

instead of saying

I LOVE YOU TOO

people are replying

LOVE IS A FICTIONAL EMOTION BROUGHT ON BY PHEROMONES AND FEAR OF ABANDONMENT

instead

whatever happened to the Hallmarks of true love?

go gunners!

The weekend was without doubt, a great one. I mean, hello! Arsenal kicking ass, MU getting their ass kicked and I got my share of my afro-disiac. Cant complain much there. :D

Arshavin proved himself worthy of the 15mill price on his tag. The game itself kicked off pretty early on. I mean, hello, TWO MINS?? Surely that’s better than bendtner’s 4 mins glory over WBA. Yeah, I know its an own goal and shit. But that goal was definitely not entirely due to Ooijer’s stupidity. Heheh.

Macam ni baru la aku semangat sikit nak pakai jersey sendiri pergi tgk game kat mamak. LOL.

As for the Liverpool – MU match. Im just happy that MU’s ass got wiped. The moment Torres scored despite Vidic’s best effort to stop it, and the goal obliterated Ronaldo’s smug smile, that was my ‘Hallelujah’ moment.

Hoho.

Aaaaaaand, the afro part was the best, though I cant say much here. Haha. Tralalalala.

Oh. And congrats to Seannie boy who just got married on Sunday. Shiiiiit, dah besar siot. Hahaha. It was an awkward moment when he asked me and Zul when our turn was gonna come. Hahaha. Kena couple blk dulu kot baru blh kahwin. XD

Anyways, it has been a long time since our Panda days. I miss the craziness back then. And im fucking disappointed tak dapat jumpa all the Pandas. But oh well. Guess I just have to wait for Rainforest je la kot?

encik dzulhazmi, awak kat mana?

big teeth

there was this guy at work who said to me:

i just noticed that you have abnormally big teeth.

im still not sure whether he said teeth or tits.

clear your conscience - RECYCLE.

dont think of yourself as an ugly person. think of urself as a pretty monkey.

1) today, my car got hit again. not from the front. this time, Moe got sodomized from behind. It got tailed so hard that my rear bumper came off. Tsk. Im telling you, i didnt fucking do anything. I was parked and this car was going to get into the parking space next to mine and hit Moe from behind. Apa la nasib aku. Haihhh.

2) A month ago, while driving to work, i had the sudden urge to donate a kidney. I would have a kidney less by now if it wasnt because of my parents forbidding me to do "something stupid".

3) Two weeks ago, while driving by the same road in number 2, i wanted to kiss a girl. Like, seriously. Like seriously seriously. Haha. The entire day at work, i couldnt stop thinking about kissing a girl.

Whether or not i did, haha, thats for u to figure out. *winks*

4) The sudden urge for today is to jadi a radio presenter. Siapa nak bawak saya pergi tryout kat Hitz or Fly? Im willing to start from the bottom rung. Saya jadi coffeemaker dulu pun takpe la(my coffee is really good!) as long as i get a chance at making a fool of myself in the ears of the entire nation.

5) You know how ive been totally bitching about the Pointless Bitch no? I havent been hiding the fact that i dont like her. Last weekend, i found out that she has been bitching about me too on her facebook la tapi. This was what was said between her and a friend(an equally pointless one):

"ada ke dia nak lawan mulut dengan aku."

"babe, kau ajak la dia lawan pingpong. mesti dia menang kan sebab dia punya kan extra bouncy."

seriously gila. haha. you wanna bitch about me, but ur focusing on my asset instead of my flaw. sorry la baybeh ur flat as hell. ive known walls bumpier than your chest. haha. tolong la cari point munasabah sikit kalau nak kutuk pun.

6) He and I have decided tak payah kot couple2 blk, kahwin je terus! :D kurang masalah.

wheeeee

i swear i saw the end of a rainbow last Monday!

sumpah tak tipu!

im good at bowling!

I am terribly EXCELLENT at bowling!

Im serious. Im such a natural at it.

Last Saturday, I went for a bowling training session for an office tournament on Sunday.

Better than getting 10 strikes in a row, what I did was attempt to swing the ball as hard as I could. But instead of going forward, the ball went backwards and rolled to run over the feet of the people standing behind me.

After a few shrieks, and without any serious injury, I went on to show off my skills.

I was taught that it increases the ball’s velocity if u take a few steps while u roll the ball. In the effort to be the best, I ran, accidentally stepped on the slippery bowling alley, and slipped flat on the bum.

I was lying there on the floor, thinking that things like these only happen on Cartoon Network and Jim Carrey’s movies. I was half wishing that the hit on my head was hard enough to give me a fainting fit. I wasn’t so lucky.

I had to endure the shame of getting up with my colleagues in the next lane, laughing at my sorry ass.

So, yeah, nobody can beat that hey?

babyyy!!

baby, i used this photo of you and Mas as my screensaver at work.

Today, this guy came in and asked me to forward this pic to him because he said 'minah tu hot' and gambar tu lawa.

whats with the car and all.

i asked him why would i want to send him a personal pic of mine.

so he asked me who was it in the pic.

i told him it was my friend and my boyfriend.

dia terkejut sebab dia ingat saya tipu.

his last words were,

"ingatkan gambar artis luar negara tadi!"

haha.

bangga tak darlings berdua?

poem dulu dulu

She paints the walls of my heart ♥ .
Once in rainbow, now in black.

She filled me with feelings.
Once with joy, now with sorrow.

I couldn’t believe what she gave me.
Once EVERYTHING, now nothing.

And to think of what she is to me.
Once my backbone, now my burden.

And that is how it ends.
Once, I loved her. Now, I don’t.

i wrote this a few years back.

tiba tiba terjumpa blk and rasa mcm nak post.

heheh.

ala, saya kan yang suka drama tu

Moe is injured.

A stupid mabuk psychopath who drives a huge lorry hit my car.

I was driving in my own happy little world, when Moe kena gesek from the side.

Dah la makan lane orang,

langgar kereta orang,

buat muka tak de perasaan pulak tu.

I dont think the driver even noticed that he scraped my car.

Dah la it was in the middle of a right turning so i couldnt shout and curse at the driver,

even if i wanted to.

Sigh.

Muka Moe dah ada jerawat batu.

Kena buat plastic surgery.

:(

yes, ini cliche

Surrounded by so many people.
Yet ive never felt so alone.

the story behind the flooding

ok so this is the story.

this is the reason why i flooded my blog yesterday.



In the office, we use Microsoft Outlook to send emails and shit.

A few Fridays ago, i came to the office all jolly and cheerful and opened my mail. Daily routine.

There was an email from somebody ive never even heard.

There were attachments by the name 'amoi cantik', 'mcm Fasha Sandha'. you know. along those lines. I saw that the email was forwarded to all staff in the entire company.

The moment i clicked on the attachment, one of the bosses that sits behind me shouted 'Tashaaaaaaa...jangan bukak!!!!' which made me turn around and look at her.

The moment i turned back to the pc, a girl with her legs spread open and untrimmed bushes were staring me back at my face. Stunned because it wasnt what i expected to look at first thing in the morning, i closed the window.

After i calmed down, i wanted to open the other few attachments, but i was aware that the entire department was still looking at me for my reaction, i changed my mind and deleted the email.

Immediately after that, i remembered that the email was sent to the entire company. Boy was that guy in a deep shit.

He just got fired two days ago. Along with the guy who forwarded the mail to him in the first place.

And now theyre checking our pcs for personal things. Ive just deleted about 200plus songs and loads of pics. Bugger huh?

Yeah, so itu lah story saya. :)

lucky im in love with my bestfriend

so yeah im totally flooding my own blog.
but biar la kan.

here's a lil something that i dont wanna lose jugak.
metaphorically and literally.
;)

p/s : dah clear dah pc office. :)

second part

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