circle yang berpintal pintal

it would be less complicated if nobody opened their mouth to begin with

but it would be nice to know the truth right from the source

ironic bastard

distance and time dont play a part

it doesnt mend a broken heart

face karma if you want to heal

and dont deny that the pain is real

at least find the courtesy to be honest with me

the kind of irony

that life has in store for you

is something

that you'd never expect

maybe life is meant

to be as topsy turvy

or maybe

we were the ones

who created

issues

to begin with

tWEEDsy

Dear All,

Iylia and i am in the process of setting a blog as a medium to sell our line of vintage clothing (at an extremely worth it price!).

Once it is up and running, if you love us, do come and drop by. :)

Mesej ini dibawakan kepada anda oleh Kementerian Pembeli-Belahan.
Sekian terima kasih.

:)

you(yes YOU!) made my day

I not only laugh at your sarcastic remarks
but also
to the smart aleck comebacks
I come up with in return

its 9pm and im still at the office

this is gonna be a really deep and corny one.
bear with me.
(kalau tak suka, boleh berhenti baca dan pergi main jauh jauh)

im in this unpopable bubble living in my own world.
i cherish the fact that my parents are (in my opinion) uber cool and understanding. and perhaps, the fact that they might have given up on lecturing me sebab penat diorg ckp, tak pernah saya nak dengar.

my mom is one of my closest friend.
or at least she used to be.
ive been studying in UTP for four years now and every single day, without fail she would call me in the range of 1-3 times.

and bukan bual yang pendek pendek yer? ni stock yang gayut dgn boyfriend ckp 47 minutes each phone call utk update the new breakups and gambar pool party tersebar di internet(dalam utp saja setahu saya).

and my dad, he's the funniest. he's more serious now though. but at random times, he'll crack up the funniest joke. you should hear his indian impersonation! gelak guling guling saya dengar. (meet me personally, ill show you the impersonation. :P oh and to nadim and as, saya tak racist! hoho)

my sister. she's 8 years younger than me. but for all i know, she should be 8 years older. she's so freaking responsible and she loves me to bits(i swear to God im not making this up!). That 13 year old scrawny model-wannabe bugger will help me korek her own tabung in the occasion that i dont have enough money to buy ciggie/isi minyak kereta to go to work/shopping baju murah at bijou bazaar.
Yes yes im evil mcm kakak tiri Cinderella.

My sister does most of the work at home. And she listens to me more than she listens to my mom. Konon konon, nak jadi cool. Though ive never told her this, but i love that kid to bits. If she's not around, tak tau lah. Huhu.

I am always this ego bastard when it comes to showing emotions to my family. I love them and im telling you, i appreciate them but i rarely let it show. I dont know why.

And today, for the first time in a veeeeery long while, i realized how mean i can sometimes be. How i should show them that i like being around them. And how i wish i couldve been a better role model to my siblings.

This is sappy, i know. But to think about it, i probably dont deserve half the respect that i get. I rarely help out at home(because im rarely home). Im never around in the weekends. I dont hangout and do family things with them anymore.

Sheesh. I dont even wanna think about the shitty things that ive done.

I feel like going home today and giving them all a huge bear hug after this.
But its sad to know that i probably wont.

Ish Sha, jangan ego sangat please?

you know..
a hug would be nice right about now.
i was waiting for you to offer,
but you never did.
i guess you were too scared.

flamings

i got a phone call early in the morning.

colleague: weyy apa cerita kalah 3-0
me : eyy. tolong la kira penalty tu.


p/s: i hate the hitzfm DJs this morning for their "bakar Arsenal & Liverpool fans" session.

a hair pulling sensation

today at work 

Shafiq came to visit.

those are pictures from his last day at work btw.

anywhoos, we had a little birthday celebration for boss department sebelah.

she is this cute little petite thing yang have the ability to entertain you all day long.

Kak Iza turned 3113 today.

as we took the cake out for her to tiup tiup, i recorded her bday speech (atas permintaan ramai).

Kak Iza being camera shy made me stop recording, 

bila tak successful, she made me delete it.

im serious.

she MADE me.

she literally pulled my hair like you would normally expect to see in a bitchfight dalam wrestling show. 

she was like "delete cepat! Tasha! delete! kalau tak i tarik kuat lagi!''

Boy, she wasnt kidding.

hahahahaha.

"Kalau i boleh buat kat Fatim(thats my boss btw) i takde hal nak buat kat anak buah dia!"

huhu. tak sangka this smaaaaall lady yang muka comel nak mampus boleh tahan brutal 

(wahahah. lama tak guna the word brutal! LOL)

so itu lah conclusion nya.

hari ni my hair was yanked. 

literally.

oh. 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MS. IZAWATI!

30 going on 13 uhh? 

*wink wink*

p/s: i think im in love with the word literally. XD

go gunners part 5(?)

oh tonight we shall kick ass

(i said kick, not kiss)

oh yes we shall we shall

and if we lose at our own field

and i dont get my beauty sleep

expecting to face a handful of MU tormentors at work tomorrow morning

oh yes, i shall take an MC

but dont worry

colleagues

im pretty sure you'll be seeing me at my desk

not working,

probably chatting online and blogging

oh, but yes, 

ill be at work

heck, ill come to work in my jersey!

so watch me

watch me 

watch us while we beat you

tonight, 

at Emirates.

we'll see you by the goalpost.

ok sekian terima kasih

dah habis merepek

oh dear

you like being in a mess dont you

as beautiful as it might be

kau tak tahu

you should already know that there is nothing i like better than a good challenge.

but you should also know that maybe i am tired of playing games.

ke hadapan Encik Syazwan bin Ramlan

encik,
dengan ini saya memohon maaf kerana tidak mampu bangun ketika anda mengejutkan saya di mamak beberapa hari yang lalu.

sesungguhnya saya teramat la penat sehingga tidak mampu membuka mata mahu pun mengeluarkan kata kata yang koheren (thats coherent in malay no?).

maaf kerana kamu bersungguh sungguh menggoyangkan kaki saya dan merasuah saya dengan teh tarik suam segelas tapi saya tidak berlakon. saya memang 3/4 mati ketika itu.

saya berjanji akan membalas budi anda di lain hari.

sekian terima kasih.

p/s: maaf juga ditujukan kepada cik yaya dan cik shasha kerana mencuba dgn penuh gigih untuk mengejutkan saya di pagi hari. maaf, katil saya gusang. :P

mati tatkala tidur?

i just discovered that i tend to meracau and talk utter crap when im deeply asleep.

yesterday, i slept at 530 in the morning, knowing that im going to wake up in an hour or so for a mamak session. at 630, my friends jumped on the bed and shook me from under the covers.

FIRST ATTEMPT
"Sha, Bangun! Bangun! Jom la pergi Ameeth!"
"Ughhh. Kenapa laju sangat???"
pengsan.

SECOND ATTEMPT
"Sha bangun la cepaaaat. Jom la pergi... Diorg dah tunggu dah ni.."
"Takmau la. I tak nak bangun. Katil i gusang!"
pengsan.

Needless to say, they stopped trying (possibly after spending an ample time trying to figure out what gusang means) and they left for mamak without me.

Tapi kali ini, saya tak kisah kena tinggal. Padan muka. Siapa suruh tidur mati?

lalat umur 27 tahun yang hot

Last weekend was unexpectedly awesome.

I hate the fact that im the youngest among the six and still, i look like im the eldest! We were playing the roadtrip game

Who among the six of us looks the oldest?
They unanimously pointed the finger at me. And the age is 27, thank you very much. its nice to know that i look 6 years older than i really am.

AND they said i looked like a lalat because i was wearing a lalat shades.

In rebutttal, i posed another question:
Who among the six of us is the hottest?
I answered, ME! you could hear the sound of crickets coming from the other 5.

hence, i was the 27 year old lalat yang paling hot.

Hmmm.

(im totally not forcing u lot to understand the point of this post, because frankly i know its just sampah. ;P )

We went scouting for clothes to sell, and i fell in love with most of the things that i found, im kind of stuck in a rut, feeling like i want to keep them instead of selling. :P

I learnt many things during the weekend.

Like, some vegetables have the ability and power to bring people together. *wink wink* Aaaand, that sarcasm goes a long way. And that people are not exactly what you always expect them to be.