be patient okay?

saya ni degil.

saya tahu.

(im stubborn.

i know that.)

tunggu la! hang mai aloq setaq, kepala hang aku putaq!

(hee hee. comel la cerita P. Ramlee)

bonus question!

tasha suka pakai subang sebelah lain, sebelah lain

ala, dia kan yang tak balanced tu

tasha suka jatuhkan barang, tumpahkan air

ala, dia kan yang clumsy tu

tasha suka tukar tukar order bila pergi kedai makan

ala, dia kan yang fickle tu

tasha suka cakap and gelak kuat kuat

ala, dia kan yang extra loud tu

tasha suka repeat soalan over and over again

ala, dia kan yang curious lebih tu

Tasha tu apa sebenarnya?

artwork at work. :)

homerun

oh yess.
i can run after you.
i can forget all about my ego.
i can make the first move.

yes yes i can do all that.

but.
dont jual mahal until im too tired to run.
dont leave it until i dont see the point anymore.

dont play games with me.
because i might not be in the mood.

the tale of a makcik

was locked out of my own house yesterday.

there i was, looking pathetic, duduk bersila in front of my door.

was actually planning to wait until my bimbotic sister comes home

unfortunately

an indian makcik from a few houses away

had a ritual going on

she was burning incense stick

and the smell got too much for me to bear

(i can just hear the 'i' word from my two gigolos.)

XD

siot punya adik,

balik rumah lambat.

hehe

Go Gunners #6

oh we may have lost on so many levels.
but.
BUT.
we won the FA Youth Cup ( first time in eight years!!) against Liverpool.

XD

Watt scored the first goal.
Whee.

And the second goal was Liverpool's own goal.
Double whee.

talk about being in denial!

I had to load up on the Health issue for the HSE board at work.

And i came up with 'Worrying Facts about Smoking!'

(yeah talk about being a hypocrite!)

Below are the facts and the behind-the-scene conversation between me and my colleagues (who, of course, are smokers)

FACT : 50% of Malaysian men are smokers.

ARGUMENT : yeah and out of the other 50%, half of them lied about smoking in the bloody survey.

FACT : In Kuala Lumpur, the ratio of men to women smokers are 5 : 1

ARGUMENT : and yet the ratio of smoking in this office is probably close to 150 : 1 . I dont think so we are in KL.

FACT: 60-75% of cigarette smoke will be inhaled by non-smokers.

ARGUMENT : Thus, it proves the point that its always better to smoke than not to.

FACT : Only 50% of smokers get to live to reach the age 70.

ARGUMENT : And is that not better than reaching 90 and having to live with arthritis, Alzheimer's disease, diabetes, dementia and senility instead of lung cancer. Same shit, only worse baby.

FACT : Malaysians spend RM1.5 billion each year to buy cigarettes.

ARGUMENT : dont look at it as wasting money, look at it as generating a HUGE portion of the nation's income.

*winks*

smokers should be on debate teams.

LOL

What We Learn From the Movies

• It is always always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting
• A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
• If you start dancing in the middle of the street, everyone you bump into will automatically know all the steps.
• Most laptops are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
• It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight, your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
• No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption, murder scene will ever go into shock.

extracted from Joke.com

you. yes you.

i miss talking to you tau tak!

have you heard about the 3 men who meditated?

3 men were to meditate in a cave for 100 years.

Since they will be in there for a long time, each men were given one wish to ask for something that they want to keep them entertained in the duration of 100 years.

The first man is a womanizer. Thus, he asked for Playgirl-like women to keep him company in the cave.
The second man is a bookworm. Thus, he asked for enough books to last him for a century.
The third man is a heavy smoker. Thus, he asked for enough cigarettes to last him for 100 years.

Guess what happens to them after they were released 100 years later?
(assuming that men can live that long)

The first man was released and you can see that his cave was infested by children of all ages. They literally crawled all over the cave.

The second man came out fully educated and intelligent and could answer all of the questions posed on him.

The third man came out, looking all stressed out, and rushed to the first person he saw and asked:
"Bang, ada lighter tak?"

They Who Shall Not Be Named

you might not know this, but here i am, letting you know.
YOU are the epitome of a saviour.
Because there are people like you,
people like me are still standing strong.

You keep us grounded.
You are the glue that holds people together.
You make us calm during points of total chaos.
You give people something to look up to, something to be hopeful about.

You genuinely care, and it is so genuine, that others feel it.
Most of all, you rightfully earned the respect that you've gotten.

You may not know this.
But having you around makes me that much saner.
You are one of those friends that anyone would kill to have.

I guess you will never know that you mean the world to someone else.
Well, now you know.

*winks*

i like it better when im on top.

im in love with my anna sui theme!

igoogle is the smartest invention yet.

'nuff said.

;)

mnyeh

im deleting pics from facebook.
who's ever gonna browse through 326 pics anyway kan?
haha.
omg. serious penat.