Bak Datang Soalan Cepumas

for the benefit of people out there,
who dont know me (but like to pretend that they do),
and listen to crazy stories about me and believe it wholeheartedly
and for no solid reason,
passes on the story as if it's theirs,

i am being nice and offering you a chance to ask me questions directly.
get your stories straight, darling.
ask me and i will try to answer them
(provided that the question was not asked dengan intention jawapannya boleh digunakan sebagai sumber bahan lancap)

yes yes,
saya jawab sendiri
(because i belum cukup glamour nak hire personal assistant).

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