wiseword

my dad told me that if ur far away from God,

everything in your life will go astray.

you'd be miserable in anything you do.

i think he's right.

the fear

I dont know what's right and what's real anymore

And i don't know how i'm meant to feel anymore

And when do you think it will all become clear?

Cuz im being taken over by the Fear

-lily allen

one for this morning

Kid : Dad, what is the difference between confident and confidential?
(Dad thinks for a while)
Dad : Well kiddo. You are my son, of that i am confident. Your friend, Timmy, is also my son. THAT is confidential.

:)

my favourite scene

Ross: Hey you know Mon, if things works out with you and Richard's son, you'll be able to tell your kids that you slept with their grandfather!

Monica : Fine, judge all you want to, but.. (points at Ross) married a lesbian, (points at Rachel) left a man at the altar, (points to Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (points at Joey) threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire, (points to the box Chandles is in) LIVE IN A BOX!

Oh i love F.R.I.E.N.D.S

i love Phoebe Buffay because she said:

If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so i can buy a computer!

kepohchi

people talk.
and the walls eavesdrop.

thats especially true in a working environment.
i guess, being (scoff) old and not having a life outside of home and the office contributes a lot to people being busybodies from hell.

ive never really minded these people talking.
in some ways, ive gotten used to it.
talk about me all you want, go ahead, try and break the girl who thinks nothing of you.
(insert more cliches here)

Tapi tak payah la sampai nak pergi report kat boss aku
Gila darjah satu.
Dah la the stories had nothing to do with work langsung.

Apparently, I am a bad influence because this other intern started smoking because of me.
Apparently, I forced another girl to feel peer-pressured and thus, in order to conform, she took her headscarf off.
Apparently, I am having an affair with the German intern who's sitting in front of me.

Good thing ive got a cool boss who backs me up.

Eyy busybodies, i know ur life is not all that interesting and everything, but i'm just doing my internship je kot. I wont even be around in a month's time. So tak payah la waste ur time nak sibuk sibuk about my life. Aku bukan celebrity pun.

oh for fuck's sake.
im screwed.
:'(

tolong la , intern tinggal lagi sebulan je kot.
tolong la kasi aku habis.

money comes in handy when ur bored at work

yeah so im also bored at work.

but unlike these dudes, i dont have that many currencies in hand.

so, instead, im posting this on the blog.

:D

one surefire way to look smokin' hot!

use photoshop.

Im serious. The skill will come in handy pre-blind dates.

And well, you know, you can just get married virtually and everything.

My point is,

go learn how to use Photoshop.

and then, u can edit my pics.

;)

sexy la sangat.

the one sickness that i hate the most in life.

sore throat.

of aaaaaaaaaaaaallll the common sickness, i hate it the most when i lose my voice.

tak larat bgn, takpe.

cant stop coughing, takpe.

having to blow my nose every 1 min, takpe.

not being able to speak properly and be heard? oh. tak boleh.

tsk.

one good thing coming out from this is I can sing Macy Gray's I Try with this konon konon husky voice now!

LOL

for the first time in 20 years of my life, i finally managed to finish a whole box of staples!
achievement! achievement!
heheheh

its amazing how much you can discover by stalking people.

master the art of stalking,

and you will be blessed.

*wink wink*

signed,

tok guru stalker.

talk about precise irony!

Once upon a time, there was this (not so good) baseball pitcher called Gaylord Perry (yeah i bet he has a nightmare of a school life!).

He was pretty awful ( all presumptious, of course) at his game and he knows it. So one day he made a statement:
"They'll put a man on the moon before i hit a homerun!"

Six years a later, in a matter of a few hours after Neil Armstrong set his foot on the moon, Mr. Gaylord (haha!) hit his one and only homerun of his entire career!

:)

p/s: did i not tell u that this is random?

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So there's this girl called Miss Insensitive, whose desk at work is right next to, hmmmm lets call her Lola(don’t ask me why).

OK, anyways, Lola has a boyfriend within the same company. We shall call him Yucky. They’ve been together for quite some time (the exact duration could not be identified by writer at the point when this story is written).

Throughout the relationship, Lola has always kind of expected that she will eventually be married to Yucky. One day, out of the blue, Yucky broke things off with Lola. Which is nothing to be surprised about. Breakups happen whether we like it or not.

The best part is, within (approximately) a week after the breakup, it was announced all over the company that Yucky is getting married in 5 months’ time. To Miss Insensitive.

Now, Lola was not only the only one who had to heal from the shock. Whilst everyone else still has fumes coming out of their ears and noses(being the busybodies we Malaysians are), Lola could still be polite and courteous to Miss Insensitive whom she has to sit next to every single freaking day.

Now. 4 months and a half later.
Yucky and Miss Insensitive’s wedding is due in two weeks time.

There was a family day for the company. And Lola was the emcee. After the event was over, the Family Day committee decided to get Lola a lil thank you gift for saving them a whole loada cash paying for a professional emcee(cheapskate or what? Haha.)

Everyone in the committee signed the darned box, including Miss Insensitive. Under her signature, she wrote ‘Hope You’ll Get Married Soon :o) ’.

Talk about being a nightmare man! Sheesh.

twist it!

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?