Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Superwoman, thats what i am!

tak percaya?
check out the underwear im wearing on top of my outfit!

My superpower?

i can do all these WHILE driving:
1) changing my whole outfit (yess, the car is the world's mobile dressing room!)
2) apply make up (the eyeliner is the most tricky)
3) read books (easier when the traffic is slow)
4) go on a laughing gas fit
5) become Harry Potter, flying across the sky (ini inside joke, tak perlu attempt utk faham)
6) lubricate my lenses
7) daydreaming about being an oil tycoon someday

Dah dah. That should be enough. Now, tell me what superpowers have you got!

12 comments:

Fatul Akrul Ramli said...

study lah tasha.. :P

s h a g o o said...

ngok ngek!

cHeRyNa PiReS said...

semalam ada yang cakap reserve oil dah habis dah?

ke nak jadi palm oil tycoon, tasha?
kaya jugak!

except that u can't sell malaysian palm oil kat bodyshop. dia kata kita telah mencemarkan alam sekitar;)

Elena said...

I'm sure you didn't deliberately leave out making out? But that superpower has sort of passed on to many now heheh.

Oh will you please please try doing sudoku next?

Merissa K. said...

Fatul:
*muka innocent* haaa, study? alaa study time drive susah la fatul. satu tangan nak pegang pen, satu tangan nak pegang calculator. habis tu, steering siapa nak pegang? u? haha

Shagoo:
hee. ala sha nak berguru ckp je la :P

Kak Sha:
alaaa ok ok lepas ni daydream jadi rollercoaster tycoon pulak laah. (ooh la la dah dapat idea nak main game apa after habis finals nanti)

Elena:
oh haha. making out was left out sebab skill tu dah rusty, terima kasih kepada breakup. LOL. dah ada bf kacak lagi sekali, baru blh masuk dlm list. LOL.

tapi yes, i did pass it on kepada orang2 yg berguru dgn i. ceyhhh. hahahaha.

sudoku? itu susah sikit la ya, tak drive pun mcm slooooow je i buat. u lain lah. but i accept ur challenge, mam. hehe

A'a said...

and my superpower would be a killer fart. yes. a fart that kills. like a nuclear blast. just the thought of my fart alone can make you suffocate to death. ahahahahahah

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Merissa K. said...

A'a :
That smells awesome!! LOLLL.

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cik EPAL said...

waaa...so hebat buat semua tu while driving..hehe..

btw, i link u k..nice blog ;)

Merissa K. said...

Cik Epal:
haha. hebat selagi belum accident laa. :P

thanks. :)