Wednesday, October 7, 2009

i already know what i want to be when i grow up! (and no, i dont wanna have boobies!)

i will start a new crappy brand.
and with the help of modern marketing marvel,
ill sell off my crappy products.
and put a tagline:

"Your money refunded if not satisfactory"

And when the complaints come in from people who finds my crappy products not satisfactory,
ill send their mail back with a reply:

Your money has been found satisfactory.
It will not be necessary to refund it.

(start berangan)

8 comments:

cHeRyNa PiReS said...

are you sure you want to sell your stuff?hmmm...is thinking what are you going to sell here, dear.

but this is a good posting though, money is ALWAYS satisfactory.

* hey, remember my best friend? the posting you commented? he just got engaged.

FarA said...

haha!

title yang best. boobies super nice, dont bother grow more tashaaaaa :DD

Merissa K. said...

Cheryna:
ohh bukan sell my own stuff la syg. bukak company and jual barang barang lain. hehe.

ohh dah engaged dah? pls tell me the fiancee dah try to be okay with you? :)

Fara:
if i grow anymore, i think my tulang belakang will break into two. hahahaha.

Fatul Akrul Ramli said...
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Fatul Akrul Ramli said...

kelakar lah u.. rasa macam nak buat u jadi orang gaji i je..

cHeRyNa PiReS said...

no laahhh..they got engaged secretly and he told me after the ceremony:(

s h a g o o said...

remember strawberries on stick?

mabbe u can sell those.
wee!

Merissa K. said...

ohhhhh itu terbaik! bila ur mum nak buat lagi? heheh