Tuesday, December 30, 2008

chopped up penis?

i had to summarize the injuries in the production line of the company im working in.

so, while googling different types of cut, i found this on Yahoo Answers:

Question:
I got a injury/cut while shaving my privat part ,penis.blood flow from it,injury is deep,i feel shy of consult.

(please abai kan the grammar. Dude's probably from Romania or something.)

Here are some of the feedbacks received:

1)you should see a doctor if you have hair on your penis. there shouldn't be any hair for you to shave off of there.

2)Do you feel shy enough to bleed to death?\

3)Serves you right for being such a pantywaist. If your girl told you it's sexy to jump off a bridge would you do that too? Serves you right for being a pussywhipped little wimp.

4)it would b more embarrassing if you die because of it ....think about it

and my favourite:

5) cut it off so you'll never have to worry about it ever again

honestly, PEOPLE!!!! Give the poor dude with half a penis a break!

LOL. i still cant stop laughing.

4 comments:

Naddddddd. said...

ahahahhahaha. bengong la.
so this is what you learned after a month or so doing your internship ehh?
what's the name of the company again?
tahniah! =D

Anonymous said...

Very interesting your internship!

Nico

John Emmanuel Edmund said...

hahahahaha.. funny gile.. ape da g intern n learn this.. :)

Obefiend said...

tu takpe

ada this one time a friend of a friend intern kat plan. orang tengah fix gas gasket on a pipe. dia keluar kejap nak kanciang. 4 minutes later the seal broke. some people got burned. severely

lepas tu dia leh buat joke

"seb baik konek aku tak tahan nak kencing...... kalau tak konek aku jadi hot dog hari tu dowh!"

lawak kejam