The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

Good: You’re pregnant.

Bad: It’s triplets.

Ugly: Your husband had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good: Your husband is not talking to you.

Bad: He wants a divorce.

Ugly: He’s a lawyer.

Good: Your daughter is finally maturing.

Bad: She’s involved with the woman next door.

Ugly: So are you.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.

Bad: You find several pornographic movies hidden there.

Ugly: You’re in them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.

Bad: He’s a cross-dresser.

Ugly: He looks better than you.

Good: You give "the birds and the bees" talk to your 14-year-old daughter.

Bad: She keeps interrupting.

Ugly: With corrections.

Good: Your daughter got a new job.

Bad: As a hooker.

Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.

Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!