Tuesday, May 26, 2009

What We Learn From the Movies

  • It is always always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting
  • A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
  • If you start dancing in the middle of the street, everyone you bump into will automatically know all the steps.
  • Most laptops are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
  • It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight, your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
  • No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption, murder scene will ever go into shock.

extracted from Joke.com

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